Welcome to my wonderfully wicked epic fantasy worlds!

Hi, and thank you for stopping by!

This blog marks the start of my further publishing adventures with the World of Khymeera stories I am creating. I know I enjoy interacting with my favorite authors, and I want to give readers the same opportunity with me. So this is the place to find all the latest information on my books, tidbits about my personal life, behind-the-scene peeks at current projects, and occasional previews of future works, including top secret art and other exciting stuff. You can write and ask questions about my stories, and I’ll reply as soon as I can.

But I also want to give you, my fans (and aspiring authors), something more. Creating thrilling fantasy erotica is a journey I would like to share as much as possible. I plan to talk a lot about the art and craft of writing, as well as the business of publishing, and I’ll post my insights along the way. I have benefited greatly from the wisdom and experience of other authors, so I hope to pay it forward by contributing to the knowledge base of helpful articles.

Finally, this is a place where I can chill and be me, and we can hang out together without judgement. The World of Khymeera stories are set in a pansexual wonderland where people of all genders love and interact without censure or inhibition. Without fear. I am a totally kinky, openminded kitty, so you can expect my tales to reflect this. I hope Khymeera is a place where my readers can imagine themselves having plenty of naughty adventures, while expressing their sexuality however they wish. It’s absolutely where I reside in my imagination!

Until the next post, xoxo Jo

UPDATE: I am now offering editorial services! If you have ever read any of my stories, you will know they are edited and formatted to the highest standard. Now I would like to help make YOUR books shine on Amazon KDP. To check out my range of services, go HERE and let this kitty whip your manuscript into shape!

Kock Rider of Khymeera
Sukkubus of Khymeera
Khymeera Kollection #1


The Kock Rider of Khymeera Audiobook is LIVE!

Pop the cork on the champagne and let’s celebrate, because my FIRST audiobook is NOW AVAILABLE!

I’m soooooo excited fans of Kock Rider will now be able to listen to Karli Talbo’s epic story and hear it told the way I imagine. My narrator Concha di Pastoro has done a MARVELOUS job of bringing my tale to life, and I’m thrilled she has signed on for the sequel, Sukkubus of Khymeera. Which brings me to my next exciting announcement . . .

Sukkubus of Khymeera and The First Khymeera Kollection will be audiobooks too!!! Yay! They are in production now, and soon you will be able to hear ALL of my Khymeera novels and novellas on audiobook . . . plus the third print novel will be out sometime around August. This marks an exciting development as I expand my reach through iTunes, Amazon, Audible, and everywhere else audiobooks are sold.

So buckle up and grab your Kock, and let your imagination take flight HERE!

The Lady in Red is LIVE!

I’m delighted to announce the next heart-stopping episode of my paranormal romance/action-adventure/comedy epic Dying to Get Laid! is now available on Amazon and KindleUnlimited – and even better, The Lady in Red is only 99¢!

So buckle up and hold on to your ectoplasm cannons, and get ready for a wild ride across the Empyrean Realms, as Kayden hunts down his ex-girlfriends in the afterlife and tries to figure out who killed Death . . . before the Angelic authorities catch up with him and banish him to Hell forever!

Hurry folks, and get it while it’s hot 🙂

Let this kitty whip your book into shape!

One of the things I love most is discovering an exciting, well-written story on Amazon. It’s an amazing platform for self-published authors, and the way it has allowed unknown writers with talent to reach new audiences has been a game changer for the publishing industry.

But sadly, many aspiring authors’ beautiful words are let down by poor editing and formatting for Kindle. You know what I mean? Sometimes I find something that looks interesting, but honestly, I’ll pass on buying it because the preview is chock full of spelling mistakes or poor punctuation. I know if I’m distracted by those things in the first few minutes, they will drive me crazy over an hour or two!

FACT: Professional-looking books sell more than amateurish titles!

So what can an aspiring author do to boost their sales and improve their credibility? Why, hire an editor, of course! And if they’re smart, one with years of proofreading experience and a passion for helping other writers; one who has learned the ins and outs of publishing on Amazon by doing it successfully herself, with multiple titles; and one who loves polishing lackluster stories until the diamond inside shines bright.

In short, ME.

That’s why I’m now pleased to offer my editorial services through Fiverr, so I can share my knowledge and experience, and ensure your next title hits the market looking the best it can. My rates are reasonable, my turnaround is quick, and if you hire Joanna Noor to copyedit your book, you can believe it will look every bit as good as one of her titles.

To check out my services go HERE and see what I can do for you today!

Are you Dying to Get Laid?

Fans of Mason Richter’s paranormal/sci-fi/supernatural adventure/romance story Dying to Get Laid! are in for a treat, as the next thrilling installment in the Death Harem Chronicles will debut next week!

Unfortunately I had to put this series on the back burner while I finished Sukkubus of Khymeera, but I already have Kayden Karson’s story mapped out, and I can’t wait to resume it. As I publish other tales in other genres, you can expect a new Death Harem story every month, concluding with Episode 13 in about a year. After that, I’ll collect them into a 130,000 word anthology, and that will mark the end of that particular series.

So buckle up and hold on to your ectoplasm cannons, and get ready for a wild ride across the Empyrean Realms, as Kayden hunts down his ex-girlfriends in the afterlife and tries to figure out who killed Death . . . before the Angelic authorities catch up with him and banish him to Hell forever!

Exciting news, Khymeera audiobooks are on the way!

I’ve been holding off on writing about this until the books were in production. But now the first Saga of Karli Talbo novel is halfway finished, I can safely reveal . . .

Kock Rider of Khymeera and Sukkubus of Khymeera ARE GOING TO BE AUDIOBOOKS!!!

That’s right, if you’ve been hanging out to hear what my kinky stories sound like when they’re narrated by a professional voice actor, then you won’t have to wait much longer. As I mentioned, Kock Rider is halfway finished and Sukkubus of Khymeera is being lined up for production as I type.

I’m so thrilled for this to happen, because it means I’ll be able to reach more readers than ever, across multiple platforms and media. When I launched the Karli Talbo series last year, I hoped – but didn’t really anticipate – it would be so well received, or that it would resonate with so many people. It is fantasy erotica, after all, and that’s a specialist niche. But I try to bring my characters to life with real emotions, real problems, and real situations in a richly imagined universe. And most of all, I try to relate an exciting tale.

So thank you to everyone who has joined me on this exciting journey! The third novel in the series – Pu’ussy Lord of Khymeera – is well underway, and should be finished in a couple of months. I’ll post links when the first two audiobooks are published, and more information about the wonderfully wicked world of Khymeera as I progress.

Until then, here are links to books one and two, as well as my first world of Khymeera short story anthology, available on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited.

Stay naughty! xoxo Jo

Clocksucker!

Hello world, meet Petra Harkness!

As I mentioned, I’m dabbling in other genres while I finish the next Khymeera novel, so Petra Harkness is my “collaborator” wink wink 😉 on all things steampunk and Victorian inspired. She’s my fourth and final pen name for the time being.

Unsurprisingly, Petra shares a lot of my same interests–including the occult, spooky stories, an abiding interest in English history, romantic art and poetry, and a fascination with Promethean subtexts. I admire characters who challenge the gods to champion causes dear to their hearts, and that is a central theme in a lot of my stories.

Pity my protagonists then, if you know what typically happens to people who challenge the gods!

So here is Clocksucker, my latest naughty fantasy tale, available on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited . . .

A naughty Victorian scientist tries to create a supernatural love slave and gets more than he bargained for, when magic and machines are mixed!

Inspired by stories of Frankenstein’s monster, arrogant, womanizing London inventor Wallace Thorndon sets out to create the perfect girlfriend—a clockwork maiden to slavishly satisfy all his erotic desires. Soon he has fashioned Celeste, a beautiful mechanical girl that is lifelike in almost every way.

Except she has no soul. And no passion.

Frustrated, he turns to the famed medium Madame Chaurade, who agrees to help him capture a slutty female spirit from the aether and install it within his nubile robotic creation.

But the mischievous clairvoyant has other plans for Mr. Thorndon, and the ghost they harness isn’t the docile, submissive wench she first appears to be. All too soon, Wallace realizes he has met his sexual match in Celeste, and the clockwork lady can give as good as she gets . . .

“eXXXtension” is here!

In space, everyone can hear you cream!

While I work on the third novel in my Saga of Karli Talbo series (Pu’ussy Lord of Khymeera), I’m writing various stories in different genres to mix things up and keep my writing life interesting. I’m something of an omnivore with my own tastes – I enjoy pretty much anything as long as it’s well written, has good character development, and tells a quirky tale. So with that in mind, I wanted to try something new.

Just as Dane Colby is my Cowboy/Western genre pen name (with the Gutter Gulch series), so Zeta Kirk is the nom de guerre I’m using for Science Fiction, and eXXXtension is her first story. The series name is Future Shock and wherever that appears, those stories will all share the same universe, with many of the same characters, and the historical events that shaped them. Kind of like the interconnected Marvel universe.

So here it is, some kinky dark-fantasy sci-fi from the new Ursula Le Guin of erotica . . .

When seasoned asteroid miner and hunky ladies man Jaxon Colley loses his tackle in a workplace accident, he’s convinced his life is over—that women will find him worthless and he will never love again.

Deeply traumatized and depressed, he is sent to the hospital moon of Priapus-6 to recover and find hope. There he is selected to participate in an experimental program that fits amputees with A.I. enhanced prostheses.

Soon Jaxon is treated by the kind and beautiful Dr. Emily Lo-Hung, and fitted with prototype cyborg genitals. The operation goes smoothly and Jaxon wakes to find his manhood restored . . .

But not the way he imagined. As it turns out, Dr. Lo-Hung is a surgeon with a secret, and the penis she attached to Jaxon has a mind of its own—as well as functions he can’t fathom. All too late, Jaxon realizes he is a guinea pig for the mysterious doctor, and her altruism is motivated by strange, otherwordly desires . . .

You can buy it at Amazon or read on Kindle Unlimited here.