Tag: Joanna Noor

The Lady in Red is LIVE!

I’m delighted to announce the next heart-stopping episode of my paranormal romance/action-adventure/comedy epic Dying to Get Laid! is now available on Amazon and KindleUnlimited – and even better, The Lady in Red is only 99¢!

So buckle up and hold on to your ectoplasm cannons, and get ready for a wild ride across the Empyrean Realms, as Kayden hunts down his ex-girlfriends in the afterlife and tries to figure out who killed Death . . . before the Angelic authorities catch up with him and banish him to Hell forever!

Hurry folks, and get it while it’s hot 🙂

Are you Dying to Get Laid?

Fans of Mason Richter’s paranormal/sci-fi/supernatural adventure/romance story Dying to Get Laid! are in for a treat, as the next thrilling installment in the Death Harem Chronicles will debut next week!

Unfortunately I had to put this series on the back burner while I finished Sukkubus of Khymeera, but I already have Kayden Karson’s story mapped out, and I can’t wait to resume it. As I publish other tales in other genres, you can expect a new Death Harem story every month, concluding with Episode 13 in about a year. After that, I’ll collect them into a 130,000 word anthology, and that will mark the end of that particular series.

So buckle up and hold on to your ectoplasm cannons, and get ready for a wild ride across the Empyrean Realms, as Kayden hunts down his ex-girlfriends in the afterlife and tries to figure out who killed Death . . . before the Angelic authorities catch up with him and banish him to Hell forever!

Exciting news, Khymeera audiobooks are on the way!

I’ve been holding off on writing about this until the books were in production. But now the first Saga of Karli Talbo novel is halfway finished, I can safely reveal . . .

Kock Rider of Khymeera and Sukkubus of Khymeera ARE GOING TO BE AUDIOBOOKS!!!

That’s right, if you’ve been hanging out to hear what my kinky stories sound like when they’re narrated by a professional voice actor, then you won’t have to wait much longer. As I mentioned, Kock Rider is halfway finished and Sukkubus of Khymeera is being lined up for production as I type.

I’m so thrilled for this to happen, because it means I’ll be able to reach more readers than ever, across multiple platforms and media. When I launched the Karli Talbo series last year, I hoped – but didn’t really anticipate – it would be so well received, or that it would resonate with so many people. It is fantasy erotica, after all, and that’s a specialist niche. But I try to bring my characters to life with real emotions, real problems, and real situations in a richly imagined universe. And most of all, I try to relate an exciting tale.

So thank you to everyone who has joined me on this exciting journey! The third novel in the series – Pu’ussy Lord of Khymeera – is well underway, and should be finished in a couple of months. I’ll post links when the first two audiobooks are published, and more information about the wonderfully wicked world of Khymeera as I progress.

Until then, here are links to books one and two, as well as my first world of Khymeera short story anthology, available on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited.

Stay naughty! xoxo Jo

Clocksucker!

Hello world, meet Petra Harkness!

As I mentioned, I’m dabbling in other genres while I finish the next Khymeera novel, so Petra Harkness is my “collaborator” wink wink 😉 on all things steampunk and Victorian inspired. She’s my fourth and final pen name for the time being.

Unsurprisingly, Petra shares a lot of my same interests–including the occult, spooky stories, an abiding interest in English history, romantic art and poetry, and a fascination with Promethean subtexts. I admire characters who challenge the gods to champion causes dear to their hearts, and that is a central theme in a lot of my stories.

Pity my protagonists then, if you know what typically happens to people who challenge the gods!

So here is Clocksucker, my latest naughty fantasy tale, available on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited . . .

A naughty Victorian scientist tries to create a supernatural love slave and gets more than he bargained for, when magic and machines are mixed!

Inspired by stories of Frankenstein’s monster, arrogant, womanizing London inventor Wallace Thorndon sets out to create the perfect girlfriend—a clockwork maiden to slavishly satisfy all his erotic desires. Soon he has fashioned Celeste, a beautiful mechanical girl that is lifelike in almost every way.

Except she has no soul. And no passion.

Frustrated, he turns to the famed medium Madame Chaurade, who agrees to help him capture a slutty female spirit from the aether and install it within his nubile robotic creation.

But the mischievous clairvoyant has other plans for Mr. Thorndon, and the ghost they harness isn’t the docile, submissive wench she first appears to be. All too soon, Wallace realizes he has met his sexual match in Celeste, and the clockwork lady can give as good as she gets . . .

“eXXXtension” is here!

In space, everyone can hear you cream!

While I work on the third novel in my Saga of Karli Talbo series (Pu’ussy Lord of Khymeera), I’m writing various stories in different genres to mix things up and keep my writing life interesting. I’m something of an omnivore with my own tastes – I enjoy pretty much anything as long as it’s well written, has good character development, and tells a quirky tale. So with that in mind, I wanted to try something new.

Just as Dane Colby is my Cowboy/Western genre pen name (with the Gutter Gulch series), so Zeta Kirk is the nom de guerre I’m using for Science Fiction, and eXXXtension is her first story. The series name is Future Shock and wherever that appears, those stories will all share the same universe, with many of the same characters, and the historical events that shaped them. Kind of like the interconnected Marvel universe.

So here it is, some kinky dark-fantasy sci-fi from the new Ursula Le Guin of erotica . . .

When seasoned asteroid miner and hunky ladies man Jaxon Colley loses his tackle in a workplace accident, he’s convinced his life is over—that women will find him worthless and he will never love again.

Deeply traumatized and depressed, he is sent to the hospital moon of Priapus-6 to recover and find hope. There he is selected to participate in an experimental program that fits amputees with A.I. enhanced prostheses.

Soon Jaxon is treated by the kind and beautiful Dr. Emily Lo-Hung, and fitted with prototype cyborg genitals. The operation goes smoothly and Jaxon wakes to find his manhood restored . . .

But not the way he imagined. As it turns out, Dr. Lo-Hung is a surgeon with a secret, and the penis she attached to Jaxon has a mind of its own—as well as functions he can’t fathom. All too late, Jaxon realizes he is a guinea pig for the mysterious doctor, and her altruism is motivated by strange, otherwordly desires . . .

You can buy it at Amazon or read on Kindle Unlimited here.

The Jacky Dahlhaus Interviews, Pt.2

I met Jacky Dalhaus–author, blogger, and interviewer extraordinaire–on twitter (@JackyDahlhaus), and I was immediately impressed with her SUCKERS vampire books. The description of the series as “a fast-paced, action-packed, dark urban but also humorous, suspenseful, and romantic vampire trilogy” instantly grabbed me, and I knew she was a writer to look out for. I was therefore both surprised and pleased when she contacted me for an interview!

We DM’d each other, then she emailed me a bunch of questions, and over the next day or so I did my best to answer them and hopefully provide some insight into my life, and my creative process. I don’t think she interviews a lot of erotica authors, but my work is as genre-bending as it is kinky, so maybe that was the appeal. Anyway, she was amused that I had responded to every question, and said she easily had enough material for a few blog posts! So this is the second part, where we taslk more about my life and my stories.

Enjoy! xxoo Jo

https://jackydahlhaus.com/blogging/meet-author-mistress-joanna-noor-2/

Kock Rider of Khymeera
Sukkubus of Khymeera
Khymeera Kollection #1

The Jacky Dahlhaus Interviews, Pt.1

I met Jacky Dalhaus–author, blogger, and interviewer extraordinaire–on twitter (@JackyDahlhaus), and I was immediately impressed with her SUCKERS vampire books. The description of the series as “a fast-paced, action-packed, dark urban but also humorous, suspenseful, and romantic vampire trilogy” instantly grabbed me, and I knew she was a writer to look out for. I was therefore both surprised and pleased when she contacted me for an interview!

We DM’d each other, then she emailed me a bunch of questions, and over the next day or so I did my best to answer them and hopefully provide some insight into my life, and my creative process. I don’t think she interviews a lot of erotica authors, but my work is as genre-bending as it is kinky, so maybe that was the appeal. Anyway, she was amused that I had responded to every question, and said she easily had enough material for a few blog posts! So this is the first part, where I introduce myself and we talk a little about my stories.

Enjoy! xxoo Jo

https://jackydahlhaus.com/blogging/meet-the-author-mistress-joanna-noor/

Kock Rider of Khymeera
Sukkubus of Khymeera
Khymeera Kollection #1